"The only spectators were a woman carrying a small child and a large policeman."
"As the airship prepared to leave, the last passenger to board was Miss Hemming. Slowly her huge nose turned into the wind. Then, like some enormous beast, she crawled over the field and rose."
"Stud Tires Out"
"Stiff Opposition to Casketless Funeral Plan"
"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"
"Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped"
"Columnist Gets Urologist in Trouble with His Peers"
"New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead"
"Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim"
"Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted"
"Prostitutes appeal to Pope"
"Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over"
"British left waffles on Falkland Islands"
"Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden"
"Milk Drinkers Turn to Powder"
"Hospital Sued by Seven Foot Doctors"
"Pupils Suspended over Fires"
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